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I Got Your Easter Egg Bunny, Right Here!
Posted on Apr 16th, 2006
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Tru
Tru
"The first time I saw it I said, 'What the hell is that?'" Smith told local newspaper the Northumberland Gazette."The real-life rabbit—Bigs Bunny, as it's been called—faces a shoot-to-kill policy."
No, no! Don't let 'em kill Bugs, I mean Bigs Bunny!
But you have to admit, this joker looks as if it ate all the friggin easter eggs? Or it swallowed easter! Geesh. Talk about your fluffy.....
What do you make of it?
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OOOOOh my God! That’s a huge bunny. I wonder if there is a breeding facility where some crazy mad scientist who is severely out of touch with the world is developing a breed of pet rabbit that’s big enough to be a dog or a miniature horse. I can just imagine him, thinking that when he unveils his new breed to the world he will be loved and so will his bunny… but maybe he should take this escapee’s fate as a sign of things to come. Nobody wants a fearful prey animal running through their house costing them $60 a month to feed and 20 hours a week to clean up after.
There is another scenario which I hadn’t considered until twenty five seconds ago… Bunny rabbits are going to be our new soldiers. Instead of battling these things with human life teams of highly customized monster-bunnies will be sent in to do all the fighting and the nation with the most surviving bunnies gets to either create a new democracy or persist in its self-destructive ways (or whatever…)
One final thing comes to mind: This Bigs Bunny was just the smallest of the broodbunnies (closest term I can think of to broodmare), at a facility dedicated to the creation of the DAEMON BUNNY of 2010! Benson, Saskatchewan lore has it that in 2010 a giant grey bunny with patchy furr and a pathologically unbalanced virile disposition will emerge from the shadows of a shady England-based operation, intent on nothing less than the destruction of the vegetable: carrot. What would the disappearance and complete desolation of this orange vegetable mean and why would a giant bunny- whose creation will be facilitated by transhuman hands- care to eliminate that delicious specimen of vegetarian delite? One reason: to cause a massive upsurge in the popularity of transformative spirituality and transpersonal psychology. Yes, for altruistic reasons, friends… but I know what you’re thinking. How would the extinction of the carrot bring about such desired changes in the world at large? That, my friends, is a question only the giant bunny can answer. But the giant bunny has been sentenced by the gods to a life of nonverbality in keeping with his ancestors (the small bunnies). Though the giant bunny could illuminate concepts such as we have never glimpsed it will refrain from doing so, instead opting to terrorize the land and eat every carrot in existence, and ravage every carrot grow-op. We will try and kill our helper, in our time of greatest need, and in the end we will succeed. Luckily so will the giant bunny. This I have seen, I the prophet Brondumiah.
I really could go on forever. I should stop.
Hahahaha! Oh snap! *cough, cough* You made me spit juice outta my nostrils from a burst of laughter, you crazed double cheese burger nosed-horse sporting over zealous young comedian! Take the prophet Brondumiah to Potius Pilate asap!!!!
OMZ… he's HUGE. Thankfully the floppers around here aren't near his size. I'd have to take out a loan for a new carrot crop.
Brondumiah! You are too funny! I am afraid to ask where you get this stuff. ;)
well I wasn’t intoxicated in any way so… I can only assume one thing: The Bunny showed me.
On a serious note, he's probably a Flemish Giant - they get up to 9-12lbs….
Sorry - I used to raise rabbits a loooooong time go! ;-)
Brondu - you have one heck of an imagination ……
or maybe you are obsessed by the ghost of a bunny past….
He's so cute. I want him!