Priority Mail from Burke Lane......bliss
It finally arrived. Ahhh......
USPS can be helpful, so it seems so far. White box with blue tape and labels, here and there.
His curiousity is tamed. But a little hungry.
His hands engage the card board. Fingers pull back to pry open its top. They break into the package. A safety-pin is employed for a humble job. Success. The safety-pin nails the performance of a lifetime. :)
Outter flaps unfold, inner flaps unfold. Whats this?! Oooo! Looky looky here. Its all neat stuff. <kidding>Whoaa!! A thousand dollar bill!!</kidding>
Opens box up further, and grins.
I don't care what 'they' say about Huntington Beach, CA. Its alright by me. :)
Employed photos below to exploit the rest. Newbies, see it and reap (join the ambassador program).
The shirt. XL.
The manifesto ---presto!
TopSecret war plan from Brian PhilosoJohnsun himself. ;-)
Oh and the gliding dandilion seeds are a nice touch gang.
Weapons of mass creation. Yes we are.
Books to help you wet your head.
VegNews, Utne and a little Yoga lounging on the Zaadz postcard pad, resting from the long trip to Tempe.
The New Capitalists! Kind of jumps out right atcha. See the suited guy with money wings?
I don't know about the rest of the world nor how much you have, but folks I got "Plenty".
Indeed. ;-)
Whoa!! I step away and turn my back for just a second and look what I found when I turned around:
WIE and Ode necking and making love together in the Zaadz postcard pad. On top of weapons of mass creation at that. Have they no shame?! Pulling this stunt under my roof?! Tisk tisk tisk. Get a room guys! LOL.
Thats it? All gone already? Can't believe I reached the bottom of the box that quick.
Geesh. I got robbed (no, not you Rob).
Wait! Whats that noise?
And where are these bright lights shinning in the box coming from? Is it a spirit or something?
What the.................
How in the goat hooters did that happen? Its like it just popped clear out of thin air. Oh, maybe the ZaadzWizards put a Ruby on Rails code in the box cardboard.
SuuuuWeeet!! And it was programmed to hack atomic particles into a fresh apple. GET OUT!! Now thats some tight junk! Ahh.......now I see how they really plan to change the world. Those guys are something else. *picks it up, opens wide and takes a huge bite into that red Zaadz apple chewing it slowly* Mmmm......delicious. Mmmm......Burke Lane.
Oh, and I'll be keeping the seeds [zaadz]. (and no, this is not over played---its fun stuff)
So did you get a miraculous apple too?

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